For your reading enjoyment, in case you aren’t watching the game on FSN. A transcription:

Dick: A repair to the snack bag, down in the bullpen. I’m not sure exactly what happened to it, it’s I think the second backpack that the bullpen has had this year. A lot of wear and tear down there in the bullpen. Those guys are hard on the my pink pony backpack or whatever it is; I think they started out the year with SpongeBob SquarePants. Punto with another foul. My Little Pony, I’m told is what it is.

Bert: It looks like they’re replacing a zipper.

Dick: Fouled back by Punto and thankfully with all these foul balls we can cover this breaking story. The bullpen snack bag is in need of repair and we’re all over it.