• Me: "The Twins are embracing the community? Eek!" My husband: "C'mon, if Joe Mauer were doing the embracing you wouldn't mind." #
  • My Dad was wondering if JoeMa could wear disguises so he could bat more often. Hmmm. The Twins add a Mauer bro to the roster? ;-p #
  • I bet Joe Mauer would be a better QB for the Vikings than Favre. Seriously. But I'd prefer JoeMa stick with baseball. #
  • My husband made a couple of short posts to http://www.wintwins.net/ today, by the way. I should really post some stuff from time to time. #
  • My Dad: "So I imagine you'll be watching the game tonight." Me: "I'll be watching 'The Joe Mauer Show' with guest appearances by others." #
  • Don't worry folks, Joe Mauer hits best with runners in scoring position & two outs. #
  • Crap. I guess even if you bat .500 that means half the time it's not a hit. Grrr. #
  • Whenever Dick Bremer says "inside a ball" I want to say "it's too dark to see" and sometimes I do. #
  • I think JoeMa's numbers in July were 'cause of the SI cover jinx and now fear all the recent press ended his hitting streak. #
  • I'm not superstitious at all, no sir. (My Mom hasn't been watching Joe's at-bats because he only hits when she doesn't look.) #