Dick & Bert Drinking Game
We in no way, shape, or form advocate that one drink heavily during Twins games, unless one is Patrick Reusse. We do, however, find it fun to observe how often Dick and Bert say or do certain things throughout the season. Were one to drink when these things occurred, one could get very drunk indeed. Or if you decided to play this game with a DQ Blizzard, well . . . you’d have a serious case of brain freeze before too long.
Take a drink (or chuckle quietly to yourself) whenever:
Bert says “everything for the hitters.”
Bert talks derisively about pitch counts.
Bert calls another pitcher a “workhorse”. Take two drinks if he’s talking about Buehrle.
Someone has to put something into the “kitty” for one reason or another.
Bert “circles” someone using a different shape than a circle (triangle, square, heart, star, and so forth).
Bert refers to Jim Katt as “Kitty”.
A wager of any sort is made. Take two drinks if Bert loses the bet; chug if Bert has any part of his body shaved as a result.
Bert makes Dick laugh so much it takes a little while to get back to the game.
Bert says something that might be considered inappropriate on a family TV show.
Bert refers to his checkered past of saying inappropriate things.
Bert refers to the pitcher as “the best athlete on the field.”
Either Dick or Bert make a “call.” Chug if it comes in.
Bert circles someone other than a fan.
Bert mentions “buttocks.”
Bert says “Boof!” with great enthusiasm.
Bert says something he thinks is funny.
Dick says something Bert doesn’t realize is funny.
[The game so far is brought to you by Laurel and Timprov, though we welcome contributions from others. We're adding things as we think of them. Are we missing something? Tell us about it.]
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